Thursday, August 30, 2007

Final Week

The last week of HBA was just as hectic as usual. We managed to get through three lessons, and the last one was definitely the hardest of the program. We read another one of Lu Xun’s esoteric essay/story, which many of our teachers had a hard time interpreting on their own as well.

On Thursday, we had our final oral test, which consisted of reading one of 5 pre-selected textbook passages and then answering questions about the content and our own opinions. It sounds like more than it really was. Each student was allotted only 10 minutes and there were only 2 teachers in the room to make us nervous. Friday’s final exam was the same length as our usual weekly exams, and it was about the same difficulty as the midterm. Honestly, by that point I had lost most of my motivation, so it wasn’t hard for me to neglect studying for more than an hour. I did, however, go to office hours, where we were treated to arm wrestling between teachers and students. Even Feng Laoshi participated. It was a great time to just chat with teachers in a more relaxed atmosphere, joke with them, and reminisce about the past few weeks.

After everyone finished the final, we attended our “graduation” and final ceremonies. We heard from representatives from BLCU, HBA, and a student speaker from each grade. I enjoyed this more than the opening ceremonies because this time I could understand most of what they said. We all received diplomas, a group picture, and a contact book to keep in touch with classmates. Then we were treated to an elaborate banquet held at the elegant and high-class….BLCU conference center. I guess they wanted to save money? Or trouble. It was fine because they invited all of the host families so we got to see them one last time before we left. Feng Laoshi even let us order 2 bottles of beer per table, so needless to say some of the teachers became quite rowdy. The mood was very relaxed and jovial as HBA had finally come to an end.




All in all, I’d say that the experience was worth it. Of course I’ve already developed selective memory, which in my opinion anyone who has done something like this acquires (especially if tuition is involved) just to make the experience not seem like a waste of time. That’s probably too harsh. HBA really did have a remarkable effect on my Chinese skills, but there were times where I was sick of studying, sick of the pollution, sick of Beijing. 9 weeks was definitely long enough for me, and that was even with the 5th week of social study. I have nearly no complaints about the teachers, except that the majority of them were so good that when I had one that wasn’t as good, it made the drill or tutorial excruciatingly painful. They are all professional and well-prepared, but they also have great senses of humor (at least in the Chinese sense of the word).

Would I do the program knowing what I know now? That would actually be a hard decision for me to make. This was my first academic summer, my previous ones being spent at music camp. I know what it’s like to work hard during the summer through practicing music, but to me playing the violin is something fun. Studying grammar, characters, and sentence structures was more a chore. The students there are a lot of fun, and I should have utilized my free time more efficiently by going out an exploring Beijing instead of sleeping the afternoon away. I always felt tired and out of time, when in reality afternoons were a great time to go see something new and innovative (which in Beijing is kind of difficult…Shanghai is better). I will always remember HBA as a program that had more good attributes than bad ones.

Eighth Week

We’re nearing the end. I’ve been ready to go for a while, but now that it’s nearly over, I’m going to miss the teachers and students.

This week our focus was Chinese news. In order to save paper, Chinese newspapers shrink article sizes, and therefore reading newspapers is extremely difficult. Many connectors, nouns, and verbs, essential to Chinese learners, are omitted, and only through years of reading newspaper can one get used to the modified system. Whereas American newspapers are written using middle school vocabulary, Chinese newspapers are substantially harder to read. The teachers required us to listen or read Chinese news for three nights in order to discuss them during our one-on-one sessions the next day. We were to speak for 30 minutes pertaining to news. Most students gave up after not understanding very much of the fast-spoken news reports and the esoteric newspapers and turned to CNN or the New York Times online. The teachers understood, and we were able to talk about world news that wasn’t horribly filtered by the government. In addition, the time after our weekly test was devoted to a debate. We were divided into 3 groups to debate topics such as the rate of democratization in China, corporal punishment of children, and China’s abortion policies.

Saturday was our talent show, a showcase of skits, music, and dance. I accompanied the third years as they sang “Kan guo lai” (Look over here) and “Yueliang daibiao wode xin” (The moon represents my heart). I also played “Liang zhu” (Butterfly Lovers’ Concerto-the Chinese version of Romeo and Juliet) while Ming Min danced. A lot of the second year programs took American songs and rewrote the lyrics so that they were in Chinese and had something to do with HBA. I was thoroughly impressed until I heard someone mention that the teachers did it all. Some teachers also performed: male Wang Laoshi and Luo Laoshi represented third year. Wang Laoshi sang some kind of Cantonese song I think. I was too busy grimacing to understand. My favorite act of the entire night was Luo Laoshi’s awkward performance of a combination of Peking Opera and fast speaking (if that’s what it was: I couldn’t tell). As soon as he got on stage, nervously gripped the microphone and started bobbing his head to the piercing music I couldn’t stop laughing.

Seventh Week

Wang Laoshi did indeed coerce me into participating in the speech competition between the various study abroad programs. There were different categories for different levels of Chinese, and participants were separated according to huayi and fei huayi status, those with and without Chinese heritage. I was entered in the third year huayi group. We all had a maximum of 5 minutes to speak about anything. Most people described some aspect of Chinese life/culture/economy and the improvements needed. Although I didn’t win, HBA as a whole had a very good showing.

August is the rainiest month in Beijing, and it lived up to expectations. On Tuesday, rainclouds gathered overhead, turning the sky an eerie brownish color and poured rain over us. It was still raining during danbanke and the power went out for about an hour. When we went outside, we found everything to be flooded. The water was nearly a foot high and we waded through trash and mud to get back to our rooms.

On Sunday we went to Long Jing Xia, a touristy part scenic wonder part amusement park nestled near the Badaling section of the Great Wall about 2 hours away from Beijing. Not only does it cost money to get in, but we also had to pay for everything we could do inside. There was boat riding, sky-car lifting, slot-car sliding, and my favorite, bungee jumping. I don’t know what came over me, but I decided to do what I would have never thought of doing in the United States. Not only am I afraid of heights, but willingly falling off of a ledge hundreds of feet up with nothing but an elastic piece of string attached to my legs isn’t very appealing. But it was inexpensive (according to US standards) so I decided to get it over with. It was thrilling, but I don’t know if I would do it again.




Sunday night I ordered my ticket from Beijing to Shanghai. I was originally going to be on the same Hainan Airlines flight as Lulu, but when I checked the prices online, it had been raised from about $60 to over $190, so I decided to find another deal on my own. The website I ended up using was elong.net, an experience you won't find in the United States. The site is very easy to navigate (I think it's expedia's partner), but since it is an exclusively Chinese destination search engine, all prices are in RMB. That's not really a problem either. The sketchy part about it is that as of now, there is no online credit card payment system. When you book the ticket, you enter your mobile phone number so an agent can call you for your credit card number. You can either do this an pay a 3% surcharge, or you can pay in cash when a courier on a motorcycle-scooter shows up at your door with your ticket receipt.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Sixth Week

This was our first week since returning from our social study projects. If the Wednesday before social study was my worst day of HBA, week 6 has definitely been my worst week. The general consensus is that we are tired of the monotony of class and study, and I am ready to go home. I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with the program; it’s just that it’s intense and tiring. On Tuesday, my xiaoban ke was with Wang Laoshi. I told her how I felt, and she said that it was normal to feel burnt out at some point. I let her know that I didn’t feel as if my Chinese was improving as much of the other students’, and she gave me the classic SAT example. If you get an 1100 on the SAT, it’s easy to study hard and get a 1400 the next time you take it, an improvement of 300 points (I’m using the old test here). However, if you test 1500 points the first time, it may be hard to improve to even 1550, thus illustrating the fact that going from poor performance to decent performance is easy, while starting at fairly good and going to really good is much harder. Wang Laoshi is definitely one of my favorite teachers since she is extremely demanding and strict while still being incredibly caring and funny.

Not much happened this week, except that our daily schedule and week test formats were slightly changed. Instead of a 3-part xiaoban ke, the last part has been converted to a 2-on-1 discussion section, with 2 students and 1 teacher. Instead of the drill-style xiaoban ke, it is much more conversation oriented, and allows for true elaboration of viewpoint and exchange of ideas rather than spitting out prefabricated sentence structure and trying to fit in the required vocabulary. While most of my experiences this week were really positive, some students expressed frustration with the new class, demonstrating that it totally depends on who your partner in the class is. Someone who is quiet and overly contentious can make the session unbearable, while the right person will spark a lively conversation/debate, leaving both sides enlightened by the time the 50 minutes is over. The teacher is also important: a good one will facilitate discussion while a bad one will ask awkward questions, leading to bad times all around.

Our weekly tests will now include a speaking part. At the beginning of each week, the teachers will pass out an excerpt from each lesson we learn during that week. On Friday, we will blindly select a passage and read it while the teacher grades us on pronunciation, tones, and fluency. It is by complete luck that I chose lesson 14, the easiest lesson we learned that week and the one I reviewed the most. Not only do tones and pronunciation have to be perfect, but pace and timing counts too. If you spend too much time on a word, or put the emphasis on the wrong one, points will be taken off. It does put a lot of pressure on the student, but it seems to help a lot with communication and striving to speak like a native.

On Saturday, HBA had planned a trip to the Marco Polo Bridge, but we decided that might not be very interesting so we made the trek downtown to see the Forbidden Palace, or Gu Gong. The subway was incredibly crowded, and coupled with the muggy air and the high temperature, I started the day in a bad mood. While the 13 line is air conditioned, the 1 and 2 lines, which were built earlier and nearer the center of the city, aren’t. Each transfer involved navigating through throngs of sweaty and pushy people to get a much coveted space in the subway. When the car comes and you see each car packed with more people than the last, you wonder how people deal with it every day of their lives. I could never live in a city so big, so crowded, so uncomfortable.

We finally arrived at the Tiananmen Square stop and emerged from underground. Everywhere we looked there were tourists, mostly Chinese, swarming the area in front of Gu Gong and filling every inch of Tiananmen Square.


Complaints about the Chinese population were heard from everyone, including me as we swam through the saturated air, skirted around the slow-moving elderly peasants who had made their first journey to their nation’s capital city to see the civilization’s most important relic, and avoided the “street mongrels” who were selling sketchy banana-flavored popsicles from cardboard boxes. We finally made our way in to the ticket counters, and Jesse gave the fuwuyuan, or service provider, our Beijing Language and Culture University student IDs, but she wouldn’t take them since they were only temporary passes. So we dished out the 60 RMB (it would’ve been 20 with the ID) to see the Forbidden Palace, which really isn’t that much (less than $8), but it was the principle of the matter that frustrated us. But that wouldn’t have been so bad if every building inside were under construction, the workers trying to meet a deadline set by the government that the majority of the renovations have to be completed by the end of the year in order to ensure that the important Olympics goes off without a hitch.


In addition to construction, many of the buildings were being painted with fresh coats of glistening paint. While the buildings obviously look better after they’ve been repainted, I’m not so sure I agree with the practice. They definitely have to be protected, but if it were up to me, I’d coat them with a protective paint rather than change their appearance. There’s no doubt that the changes are for the Olympics, but that’s not right. It should be because these cultural relics deserve protection no matter how much global coverage or which international dignitaries are going to see them. It just seems dishonest in a way.




We basically walked to the very back of the palace, decided that we’d seen enough, and returned right away. By the time we finished, we were exhausted, sweaty, in pain, and frustrated. It was impossible to appreciate the exhibits or enjoy the architecture and scenery because inevitably there’d be someone who’d march right in your way or shove you out of their way. I don’t think it’s a matter necessarily of Americans being politer, but there are definitely fewer social courtesies observed here.

When we got out, we were so unhappy at the whole crowded aspect of our experience that we were vocally expressing our grievances, just enough to be obnoxious, but not enough to warrant a guard arresting us or escorting us off the premises. Looking back on how we reacted to the crowdedness of China in general, we could’ve been a little more tactful. It’s just that people who have never been to China can complain that the nation has a much-too-large population, but actually being in the middle of all those people, trying to enjoy a cultural relic while people are littering around you, screaming at the tops of their lungs, and taking thousands of pictures when there is obviously a “no pictures” sign posted is demoralizing in a way. You expect the citizens of a nation with such a long history, such glorious culture, and such rapid development to be more like Americans, but to us, they were still in a way “uncivilized.” But it really is a matter of cultural difference. It was truly an interesting experience. I had never thought about it before, but being in a place as popular as the Forbidden Palace really made clear the behavioral disparities that we complained about. I’m still not sure how I feel about the situation, why we reacted the way we did, and what needs to be done to ensure greater cultural understanding, even among Chinese Americans and their motherland peers.

That night, we met up with some Duke Study in China students from Yale for dinner at Kro’s Nest, a restaurant near Bei Da. We enjoyed some delicious pizza in an American atmosphere, and discussed the differences of programs. DSIC students definitely get more free time to explore Beijing than HBA students. Our friends seemed to know all about every bar and restaurant in town. The program even organized a city-wide scavenger hunt for them that day. They also use the same textbooks as we do. After dinner, we went to Beijing Shifan Daxue to visit the DSIC dorms. While they have to live in doubles, the rooms and facility in general seem better than ours, but any real differences are minimal. We then walked over to the nearby KTV for karaoke, my first time ever. Luckily there were both English and Chinese songs. We had a great time singing American pop songs that were popular during our middle school years and attempting to read the traditional characters of the Chinese songs.

On Sunday, we treated ourselves to a Western-style brunch at one of the bars in Wudaokou, Lush. The atmosphere during the day is completely different to the one at night, a relaxed café instead of a rowdy club. It is very similar to the now-defunct Deux Gros Nez that used to be in Reno. As we looked over the menu, everything looked incredibly good, not surprising since our breakfasts until then had consisted of baozi and soymilk. We ordered eggs, bacon, toast, and pancakes, raving about the food as we stuffed it in our mouths. It probably wasn’t as good as we made it sound, but it was much needed at the time.

Wang Laoshi is also expecting me to compete in the essay/speech competition between the various summer study programs in Beijing. I reluctantly accepted since I hate public speaking, and my participation just means more work for me, but who can say no to Wang Laoshi?

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Fifth Week-Social Study

Monday was the start of our social study projects. At first, I was disappointed I wasn’t going somewhere exotic like Inner Mongolia or Shaolin Temple, but as I watched everyone struggling and rushing to pack Friday afternoon, I was really looking forward to a week of relaxation. There were 9 students originally (we lost one on Tuesday) and two teachers, Li Laoshi, a third year daban ke laoshi, and Meng Laoshi, a second year teacher. We met Monday morning in the conference center lobby and took the subway to the National Grand Theater. Of course they were still doing construction so we couldn’t go in. It was startling to see something so modern and unique in design right next to dilapidated huts constructed hundreds of years ago.


We then walked through Tiananmen Guangchang, where we saw Mao Zedong’s mausoleum (closed for construction) and Chongwen Men, one of the gates to old Beijing. Many of the buildings surrounding the square have European style architecture as China became more receptive to Western influences after 1949. City planners decided to demolish the city wall surrounding old Beijing, but later realized it was a mistake as the cultural and historical integrity of the original city would be hard to figuratively protect without the literal wall around it.


So we walked across the street to the old Beijing Train Station, which looked like it was from a European city. When we got to the Beijing Planning Exhibition Hall, of course it too was closed. Apparently they’re not open on Monday, even though Li Laoshi confirmed with the directors that we would be there that day. It would’ve been really interesting to tour the place, which has records of the transformation of the city from its ancient hutongs to the modern skyscrapers. So we decided to walk along the section of wall the city preserved, which was much longer than I expected. After looking around the museum, we went to lunch. After lunch we went to a section of Beijing that specializes in art: calligraphy, scroll paintings, carvings, souvenirs, tea, books, etc. We spent some time there and left for BLCU. But we forgot Arlo, so he took a cab back by himself.

On Tuesday, our first stop was the Lama Temple, Yong He Gong. We saw many Buddhas, including the world’s largest Buddha made from a single tree. I think the tour guide said it was 26 meters, but of course Americans learn the English system of measurement, I didn’t have any idea what that was despite my many years taking chemistry and physics. But I could tell it was tall. After the Lama Temple we went to the Confucian Temple and Imperial Academy. The Imperial Academy was China’s first institution of higher education. It too is under repairs ( I wonder why…2008?) so they finished repainting the bottom of the main building. I don’t know what I think about renovating old buildings. I think they should be preserved for people to enjoy, but refinishing, repainting, reconstructing are all things I think they should avoid. It takes away from the authenticity of the structure in my opinion. Sure vivid colors are beautiful and eye-catching, but even when they were first built I doubt they looked that good. There were also strange trees.



The Confucian Temple was under more intense construction, but we were able to see tablets of successful participants of China’s most rigorous test. The capital test was a measure of greatness, and those who scored the highest had their names and hometowns engraved on huge tablets to be put on display in the temple and academy. I think this was the origin of China’s higher education’s obsession with testing. We ate at a vegetarian restaurant near the temple for lunch. They had fake meat made out of tofu, oats, and mushrooms. The imitation lamb kebobs were actually pretty good. Everything else that was fake was weird. The real vegetables were tasty. We then journeyed to the Shoudu Bowuguan, or the Capital Museum, a contemporary behemoth of art, architecture, and culture. Completed in 2005, the museum has a beautiful glass exterior with a greenish bell-like structure protruding from the wall and ceiling. It’s pretty cool. The six stories are dedicated to the various forms of Chinese artistic culture, from bronze earthenware and jade carvings to calligraphic scrolls and Buddha figurines. There were also exhibits on Beijing’s architecture and historical transformation. We only had two hours there, but I felt as if there was enough there to spend a whole day inside (at least 3 hours).


There was a special surprise on Wednesday (actually we learned of it on Tuesday): Li Laoshi was successful in arranging for us to go see the still-under construction Olympic venues. This was one of the reasons I signed up for this social study project, so I was really looking forward to it. The day started out dark and stormy, with heavy thunderstorms for a few early hours. Tuesday was incredibly humid; it was unbearable to walk outside for more than 10 minutes. It literally felt like a water oven outside. I usually hate rain, but Beijing rain doesn’t last very long, and when it ends the air is cool and fresh, and the clouds disappear. We drove to the Olympic park and got a tour, which consisted of standing on a platform and looking at the two most important buildings: the site of the Olympic opening ceremonies, the so-called Niao Chao, or Bird Nest, and the swimming pool structure, the Water Cube. I had seen the Niao Chao before, but it was remarkable to be so close to it. The pool building is made of a really strange material, sort of like a clear version of a tympani. It had to undergo extensive testing at Qinghua University to make sure it’s safe to use. There’s a layer of steel in between two layers of the bubble-like substance, so the interior and exterior look the same. The buildings are very impressive, but there’s still a lot of work to do.



After the Olympic Park we traveled to Zhong Lou and Gu Lou, which were ancient Beijing’s clocktowers. One is situated on the east side and a bell was struck at dawn. The other is situated on the west side and a drum was beaten at dusk. From the tall towers we had a great view of Beijing, a strange juxtaposition of the ancient hutongs and the modern skyscrapers. It was interesting to see solar panels on the huts.


Next was Houhai to look at the hutongs. These are ancient Beijing’s neighborhoods, consisting of walled “villa” type structures. The streets are really narrow, so modern cars have a really hard time driving through them. Beijingers don’t care though.


We went to a prince’s residence in the hutong, a true Chinese-style villa, complete with multiple structures (all symmetrical of course) and lots of rock and water landscape. Once you’re inside, it’s hard to tell the buildings apart from every other ancient Chinese building since the structure and architecture are nearly identical.

The afternoon was spent at a tea shop. Li Laoshi goes to this place often to buy tea, and she thought it would be interesting for us to get to know Chinese tea culture. The method of real tea preparation is nothing like how I make tea. The tea pots are small so the leaves don’t steep too long since the tea is drunken so quickly. We tried all kinds of tea, such as green, black, flower, and red. I’ve grown up around green tea so I like drinking that the most. There was a strange kind of black tea called pu’er, which is usually pressed into wheels, coins, and other shapes. The flavor of the darker teas is more intense, so the leaves can be steeped longer.


Thursday’s first stop was Qijiuba, or 798 Dashanzi Art District. Making use of abandoned Communist-era factories (some even retaining the motivational propaganda painted on the walls to encourage workers to dedicate their time and effort to the revolutionary cause), the art studios transport the viewer from modern China to a contemporary art district anywhere in the world. Besides some Chinese/Asian motifs in the art, much of it is like any other style you would see elsewhere. It is easy to get lost amidst the tall factory buildings and narrow pathways, but that is part of the fun of 798. Everywhere you turn, there is a new gallery or studio to be discovered, some with bored secretaries checking their email and making important-sounding calls, some with waiting artists eager for their art to be viewed by anyone.



My favorite exhibit was in the “Contemporary Chinese Art” gallery, which featured a juxtaposition of Chinese characters. Each collection of tablets had its own theme; one was of revolutionary slogans, another was of notes scribbled on scraps of paper, and yet another was of ancient Chinese sayings. The artist took handwriting samples from all of the authors and reconstructed the original message on stone tablets, chiseled and sponged with black paint for an elegant, weathered look. Each collection had its own personality, and I especially enjoyed the one by a revolutionary leader, reading “If you don’t mess with me, I won’t mess with you. If you must mess with me, I have no choice but to mess with you.”


After a delicious lunch of noodles, the afternoon was spent at the China Art Museum. The architecture is impressive; the building is an imposing structure of ancient Chinese style, but instead of the characteristic red walls, they are a cleaner and more modern-looking beige. Notice how blue the sky was. It must have rained the previous night. The main attraction of the museum was a Spanish touring exhibit, “From Titian to Goya,” a collection of Spain’s most influential works from that time period. There was also a contemporary Chinese artist profiled on the first floor, creating abstract works that focused on color and random detail. The room across was dedicated to a Chinese sculptor, who in addition to making replicas of real people, had unique personifications of abstract nouns, like inspiration, misery, and hope.


The rest of the museum had everything you would expect in a Chinese art museum: calligraphy, “mountain & water” art, paper cuts, just mostly scrolls. Despite the façade of the building, the inside wasn’t that big, with only 5 floors of artwork. I wasn’t particularly impressed by most of the works on display.

Friday, the last day of our social study week, wasn’t very interesting. We took the subway to the Central Business District, a collection of mismatched “skyscrapers,” if you can call the unimpressive, oddly shaped buildings that. Part of my social study report had to do with the changing Beijing skyline, and the relative inexperience Chinese architects have in constructing tall buildings, since ancient Chinese style placed the horizontal above the vertical. Chinese skyscrapers, at least in Beijing, are wider and shorter than their American counterparts. The feeling they exude is not magnificence or power, but rather sheepishness and imitation.

However, our stay in the CBD didn’t involve a trip to the impressive Bank of China, designed by the genius I.M. Pei. We didn’t actually visit any buildings, as our stop in the CBD was only to catch a bus to a commune of artists about 2 hours away, in a Beijing suburb known for its art. So we got on the bus (luckily we all had seats) and traveled to the isolated district. We saw a few studios. A lot of the art was based on Western techniques and I actually couldn’t see any Asian influence in some of them. I guess in the globalized world, contemporary art is the same for everyone.


We came back, had lunch, and I had my second trip to Panjiayuan, the sprawling outdoor market. Because it was Friday, many vendors were at their other jobs (I presume), so there was only about 1/6 of the usual activity. After deciding that I didn’t really need any ancient artifacts or jade, I went to the art vendor that I patronized during my first visit. Surprisingly, the vendor recognized me. As I was looking for more tiles to buy, a woman and her mother came in to look. They picked up a few pieces and asked the vendor how much they were. I was shocked how much they were compared to the ones I bought last time. The shopper haggled for only a few minutes, finally exclaiming, “Bargaining for these pieces breaks my heart as much as it breaks yours! I feel bad for not paying so much for art since I appreciate it so much.” Maybe she was trying to save face for not being a very good haggler, but it really resonated with me. The vendor’s older brother made all the pieces, and I’m sure being an artist is extremely hard to make a living. I picked out 3 pieces, one for my brother, one for my parents, and one for me, and I thanked her for her reasonable price, 1) since I was a poor student, and 2) considering I had made a purchase with her the week before.

And so ends the social study week. On Saturday, all the out-of-towners came back, and it was really strange to see everyone assembled in the lobby ready to go see acrobatics. We were all interested in each other’s experiences, but it was a little awkward since while we were getting to know the people in our own groups, we were also by default somewhat growing apart from others. Acrobatics was very impressive. I was sort of uncomfortable the entire performance because I get very nervous for other people, especially when their stunts are so dangerous and so much is on the line (I suspect that every mistake equals a day without food).




After the show, Andi, Sussan, Carl, and I searched in the vicinity of the theater for a restaurant. We decided on a sketchy place in a dark area. Our mistake was ordering what the waitress suggested. Not only was it quite expensive (around $4), the ingredients were questionable, including pig organs, blood, and fungus. Needless to say, we didn’t finish it.

On Sunday, I went to visit my Chinese family again. I was surprised to see how much Zhongzi had grown since 2 weeks before. I brought my violin again and played a number of pieces for them. In addition to Mozart and the Butterfly Lovers’ Concerto, “mom” requested My Heart Will Go On from Titanic. She was impressed (I think) at my ability to hear a piece of music and be able to figure out how to play it on violin.

Ok, enough for the long post. Please read and comment!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Fourth Week

This was the last week before our social study projects.

On Monday, we watched the second movie of the term. It was called “The Wedding Banquet” and was directed by Ang Lee. It had all the elements of a good movie: elderly Chinese parents who pretend not to understand English, interracial relationships, homosexuality, rowdy wedding banquets, illegal immigration (marriage for a green card), illegitimate children, dynamic characters, vitamins, mah jong, painting, and real estate. I suggest you rent it. Calligraphy isn’t going so well either. The “teachers” wrote my name for me. Of course it was perfect and of course they expected me to replicate it within 15 minutes. This time only 4 people showed up, equaling approximately 40% of the previous week’s attendance.

On Tuesday, dignitaries from China’s education ministry (I think) came to visit HBA. I was asked to participate in a mock-daban ke, taught by Wang Laoshi. So the chosen 12 assembled and watched Wang Laoshi pace back and forth in nervous anticipation. When HBA’s director, Feng Laoshi, came, accompanied by BLCU’s vice president and members of the education ministry, the mood instantly changed from a tensionless one to a tensionful one. I wasn’t nervous until I saw the five camerapeople file in, rolling film and snapping pictures like crazy. While our performance wasn’t on trial (Wang Laoshi’s was), I was still uncomfortable about the fact that every single mistake I made would be captured potentially for the whole world to see and mock. But everything went smoothly. I could tell because Wang Laoshi instantly began teasingly scolding us as soon as the dignitaries were out of earshot. “Get to class or I will beat you to death.” I think that’s a pretty accurate translation.

Wednesday was the worst day of HBA for me. I think it was a combination of being sick and realizing I wasn’t going to have any “relaxation” time this summer. On Monday, we were told we were going to have to do a skit in addition to taking a midterm exam. If there is one thing I hate doing, it’s performing a skit. The requirements were that it had to be between 10 and 12 minutes long, about any of the lessons or movies we’ve read/seen, and in Chinese. I’m not a very creative person, so the brainstorming session was about the most miserable I’ve ever been. Luckily had a great group in Carl, Mike, and Kelsey, so we easily came up with a storyline and funny quotes. We based our skit on a story by the famous Chinese author Lu Xun, except ours was not profound.



I was incredibly unhappy Wednesday afternoon. I remembered a Light Fellowship orientation meeting where we saw a graphical projection of what our moods would be over the course of the 9 weeks. It was a V-shape, and I’m fairly sure I hit the bottom of the V that week. Although, looking back on the graph, I think mine was more like a cliff: I was doing pretty well until week 4, when I completely crashed. I wasn’t in the mood to talk to anyone, I didn’t study well, and I didn’t exit my room except for class and food. That night, no matter what, I couldn’t memorize my lines. Our rehearsals were rough and I didn’t have much hope for our performance the next day.

So Thursday arrived and I arrived to class with the props I had spent the rest of Wednesday night making: calligraphic posters of Chinese characters for my Chinese medicine clinic (I had to put my shufa skills to work somehow), eyebrows and a beard made out of toilet paper, and the Centrum vitamins my dad packed for me. I also had my violin. I must say that our performance far exceeded my expectations. The night had really solidified our artistic sides and we attacked our skit with a creative genius I have never witnessed in my life. Like the “Wedding Banquet,” our skit had many of the elements of a great performance, in no particular order: acupuncture, Beijing Opera, abduction, diarrhea, “The Moon Represents Your Heart” by Deng Lijun, diabetes-inducing melon seeds, computer nerds, and a narrator. We got a lot of laughs, quite the opposite of what I was expecting. So I became happy once again. It was like a light switch: before the performance, I wanted to zisha (I won’t translate this because it may not be appropriate. I will say that the tones are 4 and 1), but I was incredibly relieved afterward. What’s more, the teachers ordered pizza to congratulate us. I would learn later that another reason was so that they wouldn’t have to treat us to Zhongwen Zhuozi on Friday.

If you’ve ever had Chinese pizza, it goes without saying that it is strange. The toppings I mean. Here are some of the winning combinations: corn and beef, hot peppers and chicken, banana with unidentified other fruit, straw mushrooms and wood ear, etc. I can’t remember the others. Since one of the skits used a mah jong set, a few of us gathered after lunch to play. All of us were a bit rusty, so we argued over the rules for a while. Our conversation slowly evolved to English, and at one point male Wang Laoshi popped his head in to tell us to speak in Chinese. It was funny. We finally got to play and it felt so good. I didn’t want the sensation to stop, but they still made us go to xiaoban ke. Since the grades Yalies get at HBA don’t factor into our transcripts, our Thursday night was relatively relaxed compared to the Harvard kids’.

Friday was our dreaded midterm. There were some translations that we hadn’t encountered before, but all in all it was doable. I should have studied my characters a little better because there were some phrases that I completely forgot. It’s impossible to study 13 lessons’, 2 extra stories’, and 2 movies’ worth of vocabulary thoroughly. You do what you are capable of, picking out the more frequently used words, skipping ones like “concubine,” “abductor,” “revolutionary song,” and “slave.” Our teachers decided to spare us the agony of finding out our grade before embarking on our social study projects, so we get to have a week off with nothing to worry about.

On Saturday, Carolyn took us to Pan Jia Yuan, an outdoor market for Chinese antiques and art. I got to practice my haggling once again. I decided to buy a mah jong set myself since the one we used on Thursday was missing the crucial flowers. There was also a really neat art tile vendor I found. The tiles were painted and glazed I think with abstract Chinese characters, combining two of my favorite artistic components.



Sunday I did nothing.

Third Week

I can’t believe the third week is already over.

On Sunday my “brother” and I went back to our host family’s apartment for dinner. This time, we took the bus by ourselves. In an effort to halt the alarming number of cars driving on the road, the government has made public transportation, especially gonggong qiche very inexpensive. A regular ticket is only 1 yuan, and regular bus riders can purchase a multiple-use card and get a 60% discount on the fare. Taking the bus is cheap, but it is incredibly time consuming. In a car, it’s not that difficult to weave in and out of traffic in order to cut people off. However, buses are unwieldy, and taxis and other cars routinely make it frustrating for buses to get where they need to go. They don’t seem to understand that there are many people in the bus who all are in a rush to get to where they need to go. Also, there is not much courtesy from the passengers who all clamor to sit down without considering who is around them. At one stop, an elderly lady got on the bus, but no one even gave her a second glance. The twenty-ish year old guys just kept talking away with their shirts rolled above their bellies. So I got up.

As soon as we got there, “Mom” and “Grandma” brought out the jiaozi making supplies, which consisted of a huge slab of dough and the filling. Very simple but incredibly delicious. “Dad” started rolling out the dough to make the wrapping while we started to fill them and fold. It was a lot of fun making them and especially eating them. “Grandpa” made a spicy dip made from ginger, garlic, vinegar, and chili paste. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. After dinner I played a few simple pieces on my violin for our “brother” and we took him downstairs for a stroll outside in the comfortable dusk.

Monday was my first Chinese brush painting class since last week we took the HSK, the Hanyu Shuiping Kaoshi, sort of like the Chinese equivalent of the TOEFL. Most people gave up and walked out in the middle of the test because it was so hard, but I stayed and just made up answers. Because we weren’t at the last class, about 6 of us didn’t have the required supplies (I guess they didn’t think it was necessary to tell us that we needed them) so we went to the post office to buy brushes, ink, and paper. The class was very frustrating since they didn’t really teach us how to paint; they merely drew the strokes on the board and basically told us to copy what we saw. Occasionally they would come demonstrate for us, but that would mostly involve criticizing our mistakes and telling us to correct them without explaining how. They also doted on the star calligrapher and left us not-so-good painters in the back to struggle on our own. I’m going back tomorrow since I already have all the stuff.

On Wednesday, we saw a wushu demonstration from the self-proclaimed “Iron Man,” a master who has trained for 20 years and apparently is immune from pain. He started by snapping a pair of regular wooden chopsticks by stabbing them into his neck. Then he got two volunteers, one to hold a sword to this throat while the other smashed a wooded pole on his back. Of course it broke and of course he didn’t feel a thing. He also kicked a brick in half with his bare foot while standing on a bed of nails; chopped up a brick into bite-size pieces with his bare hand; broke the handle of a porcelain spoon with his business card; and had his assistant swing a wooden pole at both his neck and head. They both broke. My favorite was his “speed” demonstration: he took a regular needle and threw it (more like launched it) at a pane of glass, making a hole in the glass and popping the balloon behind it. I’m not sure if I was more impressed or frightened by him.

That night, because it was the 4th of July, we decided to go to “The Sauce” for dinner. Others also decided on Western fare and headed to the nearby McDonald’s, KFC, and Pizza Hut. After being in China for 2 and a half weeks, it was definitely time for something that wasn’t rice, sweet and sour pork, or bok choy. The service was pretty bad. We ordered 2 pizzas and were told the wait would be 25 minutes. Who knew that it would be over an hour before we got to eat. I’m convinced that they only have 1 pizza oven. It was still really satisfying though. A bunch of people went to Propaganda to celebrate with other Americans, but I wasn’t really in the mood to go out. Basically Beijing nightlife revolves around telling your taxi driver either “Wudaokou” or “Sanlitunr,” both of which take you straight to where you need to go.

On Thursday we watched a movie class called Aiqing Mala Tang, or “Spicy Love Soup.” I thought it was quite similar to Love Actually. It’s about a couple that’s about to get married with five different love/divorce/marriage stories intertwined in it. It was ok.

Saturday was reserved for visiting the Ming Tombs. The Ming Tombs are boring. It was great to see the first site, but the second two were pretty much the same things. At the second site we went underground to see the emperor’s coffin with his TWO empresses. The day was sweltering and everyone ended up exhausted by the time we were done. It was mostly a bunch of walking. Some others decided to go to the Summer Palace, but since that’s easier to get to, it’s an easy Sunday trip to make.

The entrance to the tombs.


A soldier guarding the path to the tombs.


A temple.


Me with some third year teachers.